I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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