I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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