it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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