Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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