I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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