He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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