the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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