I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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