She's JV to your varsity
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Acid is not a monday night drug
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.