I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I could tell my life story through kermit memes