your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover