I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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