your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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