we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Girls should come with a carfax report
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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