Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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