I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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