I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I pour the whiskey from now on
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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