I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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