I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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