kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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