She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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