yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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