How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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