I'm really into asian looking animals
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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