Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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