quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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