Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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