So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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