question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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