found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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