he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Did you just see the Batmobile???
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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