I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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