i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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