You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
It's never too late to be topless.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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