ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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