you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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