You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize
