shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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