singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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