Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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