Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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