i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
