Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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