Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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