508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I can't turn off my feet"
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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