There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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