Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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