Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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