so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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