Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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