That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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