a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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