I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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