Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
home. puking in laundry basket.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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