is your mom at the bar?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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