you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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