when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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